Why the cold is good for you.

Why the cold is good for you.


1. If you have a significant other, the cold is the perfect excuse to cuddle together "for warmth."

2. You will get more exercise. If it's cold outside, you're more likely to run from your house to the car, or if you're on campus, from building to building. Elevated heart rate! Marvelous!

3. You're less likely to go outside. This gives you more time (theoretically, since you're not out and about like when it's warm, see) to read good books, watch good movies, and get to know the people you live with better. Hopefully you like them in the first place.

4. Winter fashions are quite cute. And most people don't walk around half-naked when it's freezing outside, which is nice.

5. Hot chocolate isn't out of place. Nor is hot cider, tea, or egg nog.

6. Snowboarding! (if you're rich, that is). If that fails, sledding and snowball fights!

7. If it snows enough (which requires cold) you may not have to go to work/school!

8. Snow is sparkly, and that's cool. God didn't have to make snow sparkly.

9. The cold gives certain people (who can afford it) the excuse to remove to warmer climes, like Jamaica or Florida. (though they miss out on the sparkly snow).

10. Cold usually = Christmas! which = parties, Christmas lights, and family!


Thus, why the cold is good for you. Now, no more whinin' or I'm gonna tell Santa on you. Then he'll give you coal and you can burn that to get warm. (you're welcome).